How To Get Me To Delete Your E-Mail (Revised And Updated)

• Subject line of merely "Hi" or "Hello" - this ain't Jerry Maguire. You won't have ME at Hello.
• Advertise printer cartridges or the X-10 camera
• Anything having to do with being single - I am married, thank you
• I like my "equipment" the size it is, thank you
• That damn Wealth Builder guy!
• Mini RC Racers
• Anything with a vague attachment
• A funny website
• You're the first player