God, Do I Hate The Braves

Open Letter to the Atlanta Braves, its management (particularly one R.E. Turner), players and fans:

Don't you think ten championships in a row is enough? How about laying back and letting some of the other teams in the East have some glory for a change?

And take your tomahawk chop - demeaning to the Native American people - and stick it right between the lobes of your collective brains.

Now, a message for the management of the New York Mets. Perez in 2002. He is the only man who will save this team.