"What's Missing" From My Cable

For years, my hometown's church had a sign out front that read "Come to CH--CH - what is missing?" (Of course, the answer is U-R. That church still has that sign, and I believe that sign has outlasted three or four pastors at that church.)

Anyway, to help the folks at Comcast Cable at Toms River, here's a little quiz to help them figure out What's Missing from cable here.

1. What do you throw in Australia that comes back to you?

2. What do you like to do when you go places?

Don't send me the answers, send them to Comcast.