As sort of predicted here, Tom Glavine has signed with "his" Atlanta Braves, a team I've, quite frankly, grown to despise over the years.
Like most of my former relationships, I would sort of like to forget the five years or so he was here never really happened.
And Tom, please don't throw a no-hitter after all those years of not doing so with the Mets.
(You know it's going to happen.)
NOT THE ONION
5 hours ago