I don't ordinarily do movie reviews - that's best left to the many "experts" on the Internet who think they're A.O. Scott - but I have to say that "Meet The Spartans" probably represented the most excruciating 75 minutes I've ever spent in a theatre. Only redeeming feature: Carmen Electra. That's pretty much the only time I was awake during the film.
Had I known from the start this film was so poor, I wouldn't have gone. I publicly regret making the decision to see this film.
NOT THE ONION
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